A Man of Principle
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Bill Barr has spent the last three years pretending that he was outraged by Donald Trump. But do you think that will get in the way of Barr voting for Trump again? Ha ha ha ha ha ha, no.
Former Attorney General Bill Barr said Wednesday he will vote for the “Republican ticket” in the November presidential election.
“I think it’s my duty to pick the person I think would do the least harm to the country,” Barr said on Fox News’s “America’s Newsroom.” “And in my mind, that’s — I will vote the Republican ticket.”
Naturally having a coup leader as president will do less harm to the country than someone doing crazy things like encouraging vaccination and enforcing labor law.