Both sides do fascism, so I have no choice but to support fascism
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Even by the standards of radical centrism, this is deeply pathetic bullshit:
Yes, who can forget the speech Hillary Clinton gave on November 9, 2016, urging her supporters to storm the capitol while claiming that she was the rightful winner of the election?
The purposes of this are twofold: not only rationalizing supporting Trump because Uncle Joe Brandon made it so it’s no longer cheap to get a working-class steak and lobster dinner delivered to your front door, but also to treat any discussion of Russian and/or FBI ratfuckng of the 2016 election as the equivalent of trying to violently disrupt the transfer of power. The hack exacta!