The war for who could cope harder
By The CIA’s conspiracy to force everybody to get gay trans vaccine married by RIGGING the NFL playoffs for Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift is dastardly, but can be easily foiled with a world tour by artists whose popularity and relevance far outstrip Swift’s:
After expanding some more on his Taylor Swift op theory, Jack Posobiec adds: "We don’t have Taylor Swift on our side, but you know who we have? We have Kid Rock. We have Ted Nugent. We have influencers. We have all these people — Jon Voight." pic.twitter.com/IWIvNtYsdz— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) January 30, 2024
This is Scott Baio erasure.
I assure you, however, that in MAGA land things can get much more pathetic than that:
I don’t blame you if you don’t want to get of the boat, but I assure you that this is both real, and spectacular. An all-too-representative sample:
Such a heady combination would draw in a totally new audience to replace the fans that have dwindled because of the NFL’s far-left end-zone messaging and its everything-gay promotions. (By the way, can a man who has “transitioned” soon be part of an NFL squad so that the league can boast of gender inclusivity?)
Ah yes, Donald Trump has killed the NFL’s popularity to the extent that 7 of the 100 most watched broadcasts of 2023 were not NFL games. And no wonder, given how many very normal people are surely put off by far-left endzone messaging like “racism is bad” and “it takes everybody” and “chocolate cake tastes good.”
I must give credit where due, however, for a very unique and inspiring origin story that doesn’t mention a single Upper West Side dinner party:
While working construction, Catturd and his builder buddies would listen to Rush Limbaugh on the radio. Because he overwhelmingly agreed with Rush and his arguments against the left, Catturd soon came to realize that he himself was a conservative.
“Mr. Turd listened daily to the ranting of a right-wing crank and this caused him to discover that he was a right-wing crank” whoa can I buy the movie rights?
Anyway, the Deep State may think Taylor Swift is a popular cultural force, but her influence will pale against the unbeatable coalition of washed up-entertainers, Fox News grandpas, and incels busy writing Twitter essays about how having sex with Margot Robbie is gay.