“Bernie Madoff always said that my business practices were completely on the level”

Some people might say that Donald Trump’s claim of total presidential immunity during and after serving is “frivolous” or “insane” or “an open invitation to fascism.” But even if this doesn’t fly, with this character witness assuring us of Trump’s deep moral integritude he must be declared innocent of all charges, past, present, and future:

Former President Donald Trump thanked Salvatore “Sammy The Bull” Gravano over social media for an interview in which the notorious former Mafia underboss seemingly vouched for Trump’s moral character.

Gravano never managed to rope Trump into his illegal schemes. He said in an undated interview Trump posted to his platform Truth Social.

As a 1980s real estate mogul, Trump surrounded himself with former FBI officers for security, according to the ex-mobster.

“I tried a couple times to press him, and make arrangements where I could work with him. I did that with other big contractors. I had the power of the unions. I could do all kinds of little things, but I couldn’t get to him. He wouldn’t bite,” Gravano said in the clip.

A headline over the clip read: “THIS IS WHY WASHINGTON HATES HIM.”

“Thank you to Sammy the Bull,” Trump wrote Friday, after a week of dealing with his myriad legal problems in the run-up to Iowa’s Republican caucuses.

Referencing his New York lawsuits, Trump added: “I hope Judges Engoron & Kaplan see this. We need fairness, strength and honesty in our New York Courts. We don’t have it now!”

Also, Sheldon Silver told me Trump was the least corrupt politician he has ever encountered. The charges must be dismissed.