That green lantern won’t raise itself

Left Twitter people using Benjamin Netanyahu’s brutal military campaign as a pretext to refuse to support Biden (bonus points if your previous pretext for opposing Biden in the general was his support for military aid for Ukraine!) is annoying but too familiar and inevitable to be worth a lot of discussion. But Saira “the way to end racism is to pay me a lot of money to yell at you that you’re racist” Rao has provided a true innovation in Murc’s Law:

Ah, I see you’ve mixed up Taylor Swift and Bibi Netanyahu. Common mistake, no worries, just delete and try again! https://t.co/rIeSTsZlHN— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme) December 6, 2023

Taylor Swift could instantly produce world peace, an end to hunger, and Shohei Ohtani signing a long-term contact with the Mariners tomorrow but she Won’t. Even. Try. Just amazing content here.