Update on Ol’ Joe Biden’s old-age crisis, a crisis affecting only one candidate in the upcoming presidential election
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The press is still trying to EMAILS! Biden’s age while his almost equally old opponent keeps saying stuff like this on a daily basis:
Though Donald Trump often makes fun of Joe Biden for his old age, Trump himself apparently forgot where he was at during a speech in Sioux City, Iowa, Sunday, greeting the crowd with, “Hello to a place where we’ve done very well, Sioux Falls. Thank you very much.”
Sioux Falls is located more than 80 miles north in neighboring South Dakota.
Republican Iowa state senator Bradley Zaun appeared on stage a few minutes later and after claiming Trump “is the best president of my lifetime,” he is seen whispering the correct location, Sioux City, in Trump’s ear.
The former president is seen nodding and saying, “Oh,” before heading back to the microphone and launching into his speech with “So, Sioux City, let me ask you, how many people come from Sioux City, how many people? How many? Who doesn’t come from Sioux City? Where the hell do you come from?”
For that matter, if a Democratic candidate who was thirty years younger mixed up the name of two midwestern cities in a speech Maureen Dowd would write about nothing else between now and Election Day, but we all know that Trump is a Genuine Populist who knows the folkways of the heartland and destets coastal urbanites, so he gets a pass.