Could a pile of orange smegma be the next Speaker of the House?

A New York article from June 2021 proves I didn’t imagine this particular MAGAt fantasy.

There’s another bizarre scenario floating around MAGA-land that is at least theoretically possible: If (1) Republicans retake the House in 2022, then (2) they could make Trump the new Speaker, and (3) Speaker Trump could orchestrate an impeachment and removal of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in 2023, leading to (4) his return to the White House under the rules of presidential succession. Presumably, then, he would be reelected to a second full term in a 50-state landslide by a grateful nation liberated from the yoke of socialist election fraudsters.

What a relief.

Look, it is easy to confuse bizarre dreams with the rantings of white supremacists.

The article pointed out a number of obstacles between fantasy and fact. Some obstacles no longer exist. The GOP holds a majority in the House and the unfaithful have been purged. Plus, fellow predator Matt Gaetz (R-Apist, Fla.), voted to put the Speaker’s gavel in his sweaty little hands waaaaay back in the ancient days of January.

The article also addresses these questions.

The bigger questions are whether House Republicans would be willing to make Trump their Speaker, and whether he’d want the gig, which involves actual work in an institution about which he probably knows nothing.

Honestly? The entire world has seen that Dumpster’s response to work he doesn’t want to do is to not do it. And good luck getting him to admit he’s an ignorant gob of spit. There’s no excuse for “He doesn’t want to do all that work” takes after he spent four years stinking up the White House.

Whatever. The bigger questions on Oct. 3, 2023 are:

1. Does the Tangerine Nightmare want to be Speaker of the House?
2. If he does, do enough House Repubs have the desire and will to resist him?

I’m sure that in 2021 the Speaker’s gavel was a huge step down from all the goodies of the presidency. It might be a lot more attractive now that his calendar is full of irritating legal stuff. And Republicans launched their pathetic tit-for-tat impeachment inquiry against photos of Hunter Biden’s dick, or something. And he could use the cash. Plus, all that delicious attention! But really, who knows?

For the second question: Hahahaha. No.

If any House GOPs didn’t want to vote for Speaker Glump and wind up doing so, they can thank Gaetz and Rep. Nehls (xitter link).

People who post off-topic comments make Kevin McCarthy look dignified.