Was Rudy rhymin’ and stealin’ elections in a drunken state? (Now with a defamation suit update)

Jack Smith wants to know if the fucking dirtbag former guy took advice on how to autogolpe from a drunk ass dirt bag attorney? Wonkette reports:

It’s now being reported that Special Counsel Jack Smith is in particular kind of obsessed with figuring out just how drunk Giuliani was on election night, and also at points after, to assess whether Donald Trump — a famous teetotaler — was fully aware he was taking legal advice on stealing an election from a drunk lawyer. He apparently has asked lots of witnesses this.

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They want to know if Trump “ever gossiped with them about Giuliani’s drinking habits, and if Trump had ever claimed Giuliani’s drinking impacted his decision making or judgment.” They want to know if anybody’s ever warned Trump about it, or said, hey Trump, you know how drunk old Roodles the Wonder Drunk is right now? Maybe you should not be listening to him at this partic moment.

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And if Trump knew he was listening to a babbling drunk lawyer and taking their advice and did it anyway, because perhaps that babbling drunk lawyer was saying what he wanted to hear?

Fascist lackeys will claim the 21st Amendment protects the right of Republicans to follow the advice of stumbledrunk attorneys. Even if their breath causes contact drunkenness at 20 yards.

I feel sorry for the bartenders who have to listen to Mr. Drippy-Dye-Do-Day rant about how he never gets drunk.

Update: Commentarii Downpuppy and Keta report that Giuliani has been found liable for defaming Wanda Moss and Ruby Freeman.

Donald Trump’s former lawyer Rudy Giuliani is liable for defaming two Georgia election workers who were the target of vote-rigging conspiracy accusations following the 2020 U.S. presidential election, a U.S. judge in Washington ruled on Wednesday.

U.S. District Judge Beryl Howell issued the order as a sanction against Giuliani for failing to turn over electronic records sought by the two Fulton County election workers, Wandrea “Shaye” Moss and her mother Ruby Freeman, in the case.

Details are at the link, but the article contains this lovely statement by Judge Howell.

“Donning a cloak of victimization may play well on a public stage to certain audiences, but in a court of law this performance has served only to subvert the normal process of discovery in a straight-forward defamation case,” Howell wrote in her order.

All of the chefs’ kisses.

Bonus topic for discussion: Booze. People who post off-topic comments smell like an old bottle of Rudy’s hair dye.