Dynamic, proactive new logistical synergies from Chairman Rufo

Jeb Walker Guiliani is touting his destruction of the New College in a desperate appeal to increasingly indifferent Republican voters:

You remember how Rufo and his similarly overcompensated cronies kicked a bunch of existing students off campus to 1)spitefully punish them for being too female and insufficiently reactionary and 2)to give their space to student-athletes recruited for phantom teams with no facilities as part of a massive affirmative action program for men? They’re having to rent out even more hotels:

THIS JUST IN: @NewCollegeofFL has closed more dorms and contracted with two more hotels, including one that is 3.7 miles from campus per Google Maps. Trying to figure out what transit&meals will look like for those living downtown. Students move in this Sunday. pic.twitter.com/PwLdcx3Gpx— Johanna Alonso (@jolonso_) August 17, 2023

“Innovative approaches to the logistics of higher education” LOL. “Delighted to welcome back” yeah sure.

I am curious how many of the 70 baseball players they’re going to be able to retain once they find out they have no real team to play for and not much in the way of classes to take either (wouldn’t want students to get indoctrinated by WOKE subjects like neurobiology!)