DIY GOP debate live thread (update)
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The first GOP primary presidential debate of the 2024 election cycle begins at 9 pm ET. It will be broadcast on Fox News, Fox Business and Rumble (not to be confused with Bumble). I assume plenty of people will also be live microblogging on Xitter, but I’m not on there.
In short, I’m not watching it. You all do it.
To warm up, you can predict:
Whether any of the candidates will take a jab at Mr Indictment and his legal problems and if so, who will do it. (I think Christie, for sure.)
How pundits will complete this sentence tomorrow: During the debate ______________ , the underdog candidate who ________________ , revealed a surprising air of dignity that hints at how they would lead if they were elected.
Who will get into an abortion ban bidding war with Mike Pence.
And it probably goes without saying, but remember to ROOT FOR INJURIES!
Update: I guess that’s over, but with a regrettable lack of maulings or murder. Maybe next time.
Commentarian hylen said it best.
Thanks to all the commenters who were able to stomach watching this nonsense and keep readers updated.
