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Another day, another weird rich white guy who couldn’t just surf in his money vault.
MyPillow is auctioning off hundreds of pieces of equipment and subleasing manufacturing space after several shopping networks and major retailers took the company’s products off shelves.
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Founder and CEO Mike Lindell said MyPillow has experienced a loss in revenue and the items are no longer needed as the company consolidates its operations.
What is the source of Mike Lindell’s problem? I have identified three sources:
- Mike Lindell spews lies from his big fucking mouth.
- Mike Lindell spews lies from his big fucking mouth.
- Mike Lindell spews lies from his big fucking mouth.
Major retailers such as Walmart, Bed Bath & Beyond and Slumberland Furniture all said they will no longer sell MyPillow products as Lindell continues to falsely claim that the 2020 election was stolen from former President Donald Trump.
It’s the 5:15 Train of Consequences, servicing the towns of Fucking Around, How it Started, Sowing, Shot, Chaser, Reaping, How it’s Going and terminating at Finding Out. All aboaaard!
Naturally, Lindell sees the operation of the free market as an attack on his right to be ridiculously rich. A right that can be found in the Constitution and the Bible, but you can’t see it because you’re a Marxist lib.
“It was a massive, massive cancellation,” Lindell said in a phone interview Monday. “We lost $100 million from attacks by the box stores, the shopping networks, the shopping channels, all of them did cancel culture on us.”
When a business cancels an order or cancels a contract with a right-wing owned company that’s cancel culture. Because both actions have the word cancel right in them. But we all know that the reverse side of the Retailers shalt not not carry items that offend the incredibly sensitive sensibilities of the right wing coin is stamped with Retailers shalt carry all items that the right wing wants them to.
As an aside “All of them did cancel culture on us,” sounds exactly like something a college freshman who hates his roommates would say when he complained to his mom.
Who knows what the auction will earn. It isn’t like the guy he’s spewing all those lies for is going to give him any money. But it will have to do very well to make any difference. Lindell’s big fucking mouth put him in Dominion Voting System’s crosshairs and they want $1.3 billion. There’s also the matter of his hilariously failed $5 million Prove Mike Wrong challenge. I don’t think Dominion or Robert Zeidman will take their payment in industrial sewing machines.
Lindell will probably try to auction off his employees.
People who post off-topic comments think Mike Lindell did nothing wrong and just purchased a dozen MyPillows to show solidarity.
