Everything you never wanted to know about Melon Suk’s sex-life but are going to find out anyway
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Avert your gaze if you’re easily nauseated!
“I have this great move that I call “The Walrus”, where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing.”
Based on pictures I’ve seen the move should be called the beluga.
Anyway, I’m just kidding. Sku is talking about his supposed cage match with the other filthy rich shitbro who owns a social media platform that has been used to destroy democracy and put fascists in power.
I’m not sure what stage of capitalism it is where mulitbillionaires challenge each other to hand-to-hand combat, but I do know that whatever comes next is worse.
Consider this an open thread.
