“96% peaceful”

That’s how Adam Obest, a man who was arrested and charged with being a Jan. 6 Jerkoff yesterday described actions like this:

According to court documents, at approximately 2:31 p.m., Obest is seen on Body Worn Camera (BWC) video engaging law enforcement officers while holding a flagpole on the West Plaza of the Capitol Building. Obest maintained his hold of the flagpole as a Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) Officer grabbed the end of the flagpole. Obest eventually jerked the flagpole away and ran back into the crowd of rioters. Less than a minute later, Obest raised the flagpole above his head and brought the end of it down abruptly into the line of officers. Obest then engaged directly with the MPD Officer and attempted to take the officer’s baton out of their hands before eventually retreating into the crowd.

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Obest also commented via social media on a video posted by Bill O’Reilly: “Can’t wait to hear your analysis on the protests at the Capitol today. I was there and it was 96% peaceful.”

Sure. He can tell his magaty friends that he has something in common with their hero: They both got arrested on June 13.

The complaint and arrest warrant for United States of America v. Adam Ryan Obest, complete with lots of pictures of Oworst, AKA 422-AFO, is here.

There are hundreds of cases like these working their way through the justice system. Share your favorites in the comments. People who post off-topic comments smell like Obest’s panties when he was nabbed.