A Didactic Debasement
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Someone offered $100 for video of me eating a hot dog with ketchup. So I did. So pay up!!!!
And the rest of you who always wanted this, you pay up too!
Of course, I took the opportunity to talk about superior condiments for hot dogs since I can’t believe any of your are dumb enough to actually put ketchup on a fucking hot dog.
However you fall on this, here’s the video, now the money comes pouring in.
Unfortunately, the video quality isn’t super great, but I did what I could as an old who is bad at tech.