Worst pundit fan fiction ever

The DeSantis fanboys at NRO are writing fan fiction about imaginary voters:

I would point out that Ronnie Three Fingers is highly unlikely to be the Republican nominee as long as Trump is alive, but since the number of Clinton voters who will vote for DeSantis because they can’t abide the crazy radicalism of [checks notes] Joe Biden will be roughly the same either way it’s a moot point.