Good times bad times
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He’s so cold:
Rupert Murdoch divorced his fourth wife, Jerry Hall, by email, telling her “we have certainly had some good times, but I have much to do”, according to a report on the 92-year-old billionaire.
Hall was apparently waiting to meet her husband at their Oxfordshire mansion in June 2022 when she received the unexpected correspondence.
“Jerry, sadly I’ve decided to call an end to our marriage,” Murdoch’s email allegedly began. “We have certainly had some good times, but I have much to do … My New York lawyer will be contacting yours immediately.”
Gabriel Sherman, a journalist who has spent decades writing about the Murdoch business, said he had seen a copy of the email sent to Hall, 66, and detailed its contents in an article for Vanity Fair.
While time is not on his side, it’s fair to say Rup had no expectations that he was going to meet Jerry at the memory motel for any further satisfaction, given that all his love was in vain.*
*LGM apologizes to everyone in the world for the extreme tastelessness of this post. The intern responsible has been sacked.