Owned!

What is it with right-wingers and horrendous food? I mean, I get it–Barack Obama’s choice of mustard was an actual thing in the media as if using French’s was a necessary qualification for president since how could you meet REAL AMERICANS with Grey Poupon. The whole discourse is moronic. But between your ginned up right wing culture war of the day and the fetishization of inedible food, we are seeing some truly spicy takes right now. And my friends, I for one feel owned. If only a gas stove could do this to a steak, I think we all agree that we are converting to gas tomorrow, hopefully, with extra fossil fuel emissions.

Oh honey, that steak.🥴 pic.twitter.com/n0rPvfNBh8

— Hadley Sheley (@HadleySheley) January 24, 2023

I’ve never seen a better cut of meat in my life. This is why I am voting Trump in 24.