Donald Trump’s major announcement

I did not have this on my proto-fascist bingo card:

When I was ten and one of my brothers was seven, I got him to trade me a Willie McCovey card for Cesar “Coco” Gutierrez, because as I explained to him, Coco had just gotten seven hits in one game, tying a major league record. I’ve always felt vaguely guilty about that, which is probably the only reason I’m not a billionaire today.

Meanwhile, this NPR/Marist poll suggests strongly that the DeSantis trial balloon is going to soar like a lead zeppelin:

While a majority of Republicans and Republican-leaning independents said they would rather someone other than former President Trump be the GOP nominee, in a multi-candidate field, he still would be the preferred candidate by a 45%-to-33% margin over Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. Just 8% said they would rather former Vice President Mike Pence be the nominee.

And this is before the Grifter King starts talking about those fabulous boots.

. . . OK you probably shouldn’t click on this. I did and am very sorry.