Bitch was asking for it

I was once in bed with a high fever for three days and did nothing but watch low-budget 1970s Kung Fu movies. By the end I couldn’t really read any more, or do double digit addition.

You can get the same effect in less than 30 seconds, just by reading these two tweets in quick succession.

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