Who’s Next?

Time to speculate on who will be the UK’s next PM. And how long they’ll last. And whether No. 10 Downing Street will be fitted with a revolving door.

Apparently a lot of people think it will be Boris Johnson, which would be quite the feat. Like flushing a big dump, waiting a couple of months and then fishing out the very turd everyone thought gone forever.

I think they’d be better off with a head of lettuce. Or Fabian Everyman.