NAFO FTW!
By I now have my own NAFO fella.
NAFO is the North Atlantic Fellas Organization, an organization of shitposters who attack Russian disinformation and raise money for the Ukrainian military. Wikipedia has recognized them.
They have scored significant information wins and can be called upon for aid through the hashtag #NAFOArticle5.
Here’s their website. The instructions for getting a fella of your own are there.
Cross-posted to Nuclear Diner