The intellectual Pat Boone web
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It’s long been evident that the real-job-to-profit-taking-Substack pipeline has been traveled in large measure by people offended that they weren’t treated by their colleagues as transcendent supergeniuses. Alas, in the case of the Intellectual Horse Paste Web their conclusions about why this happened are sorely mistaken:
Only the most elite brain geniuses can produce takes this magnificent. pic.twitter.com/9SM3eXzY3d— Mike Duncan (@mikeduncan) September 2, 2022
If only we could go back to the olden days, when race had absolutely no relevance to American popular music.