“There are too many trees nowadays. Please see to it that many of them are burned down. I am not a crackpot.”

Herschel Walker is to Senate campaigns what the Minnesota Vikings trading a championship core’s worth of draft capital for a few years of ordinary + running back play was to football trades:

Sadly, it is far from impossible that this guy actually wins; let’s hope inflation keeps going down, and the Good Reverend Warnock continues to punch well above his weight.