If I Did It, by Donald J. Trump
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President Donald Trump wishes to clarify that while he might have illegally possessed highly classified documents and lied to the federal government about it, it was the FBI that created the mess over the hideous carpet at his tacky golf resort:
“I admit knowingly possessing the material that federal agents seized subject to a search warrant executed on my residence, and also they spread that material out on my carpet to photograph it” is noooooooot a statement I’d personally recommend that you make but go off pic.twitter.com/pcTsDOBW4P— Hannah (@hannnahmmarie) August 31, 2022
Pretty rough for the Trump sycophants who were still going with the “the FBI planted it” defense, but they deserve no better:
Meanwhile, here's a U.S. Governor taking the position that maybe the FBI planted the classified documents (which Trump himself says are real and his but that he secretly declassified) and those documents should be made public. pic.twitter.com/v9ckwLY6sZ— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) August 31, 2022