Your 2022 Republican platform: force 10-year-olds to give birth and fuck the troops
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“And buy a decent suit. You can’t come in here looking like this.”
Ted hasn’t been this happy since the last time he was informed that a local orphanage had been burned down for the insurance money:
Here’s @tedcruz fist-bumping fellow Republicans after blocking a bill to help veterans exposed to toxic burn pits. pic.twitter.com/sZdDljrJV7— Sawyer Hackett (@SawyerHackett) July 29, 2022
Jon Stewart lives!
A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz…Attorney at Law#PassthePactact pic.twitter.com/QjGRGdPmq4— Jon Stewart (@jonstewart) July 29, 2022
As with Sam Alito, Cruz very, very palpably wants the respect of smart liberals who disagree with him, and that is the one thing neither money nor raw power can ever buy.