When Your Favorite Face-Biting Leopard Eats Your Face
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Dan Crenshaw gets literally whatever bad things come to him. So I can’t be too sad here. Funny how this works. You promote the fascism and then it turns out that maybe you do have limits and then you are the ones the fascists target. Well, whatever dude.
Right-wing internet personalities attempted to confront Rep. Dan Crenshaw at Texas’ Republican Party convention Saturday, calling him “eyepatch McCain” and saying he should be “hung for treason.”
Videos posted by the combative conservatives showed Crenshaw walking through a convention center while they hurled insults at him. Crenshaw’s security team manhandled the hecklers to keep them from reaching the congressman.
“Dan Crenshaw is a traitor!” shouted a man in a pro-Donald Trump hat. “He needs to be hung for treason!”
And lest you think the “eyepatch McCain” line is mildly amusing, it comes straight from Herr Tucker, probably in between Glenn Greenwald and Michael Tracey segments.