Baby Gifts from Horrible Parents
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Someone brought this up in comments yesterday so I had to look it up. And yes, it is real.
Do you want to teach your 2 year old how they can just whine and cry and make up their own money to spite the country, or you know, you as a parent, then this is the book for you. If you want to give some LoomCoin to your child instead of actual money for their allowance, forcing them to hate you when they can’t buy anything with it, this is the book for you. If you want to tell your kid from the time they are an infant how by the time they are an adult most of the world’s species will be gone as said fake money uses more energy than the nation of Denmark, then by god here’s a book for your child.
What a world.