A mind like a sewer and a heart like a fridge
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Donald Trump v. the Hair Club For Growth is truly a war in which there are no winners:
In the days before Donald Trump endorsed J.D. Vance in Ohio’s Republican Senate primary, the former president huddled with his son, Don Jr., and several staffers at Mar-a-Lago. On the phone was Fox News host Tucker Carlson, a major ally of Vance’s.
After promising Trump that Vance was with him on the issues despite the candidate’s past anti-Trump comments, Tucker — according to three sources familiar with the matter — turned to a lurid closing argument. “You can’t trust” David McIntosh, the president of the conservative Club for Growth and a top backer of Vance’s rival Josh Mandel, Carlson claimed. McIntosh had just concluded his own phone call with Trump during that same midday meeting. The reason, Carlson asserted, is that McIntosh has an embarrassing and “chronic” personal sexual habit.
Rolling Stone cannot confirm the claim and will not repeat it. But during that phone call, the twice-impeached former president spent a notable amount of time gossiping and laughing about the prominent Republican’s penis and how “fucking disgusting” and “fucking gross” he allegedly was.
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While McIntosh’s pitch for Mandel failed to win the Trump nod, the Club for Growth’s super PAC arm remains undeterred, even going so far as to gently criticize the former president for his embrace of Vance. A Club for Growth Action ad which recently aired in Ohio featured clips of Vance’s 2016 Trump criticism alongside actors playing puzzled Trump voters wondering “Has President Trump seen this?” and “Look, I love Trump, but he’s getting it wrong with J.D. Vance, too.”
The ads have not persuaded Trump to change his stance. As The New York Times’ Maggie Haberman reported last week, Trump had his assistant relay a curt message to McIntosh via text message after the ads criticizing his Vance endorsement ran: “Go fuck yourself.”
These are some seriously, seriously weird motherfuckers. Anyway, however this turns out we know that Ohio will end up with a world-historically awful senator.