Keep on rockin’ in the free world
By 
The former Acting Director of National Intelligence, everyone:
Public pool: Please don’t go swimming if you have diarrhea
Dumbest member of the Trump administration: whoa whoa whoa whoa I thought this was AMERICA, where we happily swim in each other’s diarrhea https://t.co/bFnDEFiFKO pic.twitter.com/2SKZM1ciol— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 19, 2022
I assume that the inalienable right to take a shit in other people’s pools will be an official part of the Texas Republican Party’s platform by 2024.