Worst Human Centipede Sequel Yet
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My God:
Why so thirsty, Chris? Just wait until 2027 and you can unleash your explosive 27-part series about the deeply troubling clouds raised by Kamala Harris’s choice of sandwich condiments.
Wait, it gets worse. This is the article in question:
Schoen is apparently alive, at least in the formal sense — who knew? Anyway, for those who aren’t familiar with his perpetual grift cycle:
–Between Inauguration Day and the Iowa Primary: “Hillary would be the best candidate Democrats have ever had!”
–Between the Iowa Primary and Election Day: “Hillary would be worse than Hitler!”
Can it get worse than this? Behold:
[Starts drinking bourbon directly from the bottle.]