New Frontiers in Lib-owning
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Tired: horse dewormer
Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure themselves of COVID-19: Drink their own urine. “The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need,” Key said in a video posted over the weekend on his Telegram account after being released from jail over a trespassing charge. “This has been around for centuries,” he added. “When I tell you this, please take it with a grain of salt,” the anti-vaccine advocate warned while saying people might now think he is “cray cray.” “Now drink urine!” he continued. “This vaccine is the worst bioweapon I have ever seen,” he concluded. “I drink my own urine!”
Think of all the other people they said were crazy!
“First they laugh at you for taking malaria medicine for COVID, then they laugh at you for taking horse dewormer, then they laugh at you for taking erectile dysfunction pills, and then they laugh at you for drinking you own urine.” https://t.co/eQl8BHdSKQ— Scott Shapiro (@scottjshapiro) January 10, 2022
Urban elitists just hate the heartland, that’s the problem.
Meanwhile, I can present to you the cutting-edge response to pointing out that Republicans are deliberately prolonging the pandemic to hurt the Democratic Party politically:
“You say that Republicans want to prolong the pandemic, but only blue states are taking measures to mitigate against the pandemic. CHECKMATE LIBS!” pic.twitter.com/6Buh5s2TWv— Scott Lemieux (@LemieuxLGM) January 10, 2022
I’m sorely tempted to do that thing where you pay Danny McBride to read the tweet, in character as Kenny Powers. HEY DUMBASS!