Urban Meyer discovers it’s much harder to win when the other team gets paid too

Now there’s a countdown until this lying wife-beating-enabling scumbag gets hired by an institution of the Higher Learning in America to once again help mold young men into quality football players, but more important, quality people too.

My guess is it will be a second-tier SEC team — somewhere between Auburn and South Carolina in the pecking order, inclusive. But there are going to be a whole lot of suitors eventually, probably next fall, after things have calmed down a bit. Then somebody will make a run at him, there will be protests, and some National Review drone will write a story that will include the phrase “woke mob.” [ETA: Upon sober — hey it’s 6 AM — reflection, I bet Texas hires him].

Reminder: Mark Emmert gets paid three million dollars per year, and he’s never even won a game.

The Aristocrats!