The platonic ideal of the Florida Man
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Meet the next governor of the great state of Florida:
A Florida man who was kicked off of a United Airlines flight for wearing a woman’s thong as a facemask reportedly said he did so in protest of the airline’s mask mandate and also compared himself to Rosa Parks.
Adam Jenne of Cape Coral argues that he was in compliance with the mask mandate, as the red women’s panties covered both his nose and mouth, but staff on his Dec. 15 flight from Ft. Lauderdale to Washington, D.C. apparently didn’t agree.
In a video recorded by a passenger, a flight attendant tells Jenne he needs to leave the airplane. When Jenne asks why the attendant tells him it’s because he is “not in mask compliance”. Jenne is wearing the underwear on his face during the entire interaction and leaves the plane without an altercation after being asked.
Urban Meyer tried hard but ultimately he’s all Ohio.
Wonder whether his first interview will be with Tucker or if he’ll have to start at whatever Peter Thiel-funded MAGA social media operation Greenwald is cashing his checks from this week.