Now I really want to eat a gingerbread person
By 
Preferably warm from the oven:
Apparently the appetite for this kind of empty performative outrage is bottomless, especially on Twitter, which I do not support and regret encountering almost every time I notice something on it.
To wit:
Hopefully this idiot will be redistricted out of elective existence next year, although she’s a good bet to be around for a long time, filling the slot in the wingnutosphere that Sarah Palin was too lazy and inept to hold, which was kind of like owning a casino that went bankrupt.
“You think I’m skimming off the top Vlad?”
“You’re unlucky.”