Dispatches from Yamhill County
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Human sized wanker Nick Kristof is thinking about running for governor of Oregon because only he can speak to the Real People of Yamhill County, where his parents did an obviously poor job of raising him. The last time we mentioned Yamhill County around these parts, the people in this only slightly red county but where the red is tinged with insane sauce were rejecting a rail trail because they didn’t want the LIBZ coming around.
I guess these are the people in his home country Kristof thinks he can reach or something:
BREAKING: A staff member at Mabel Rush elementary school in Newberg showed up to work in Blackface on Friday, allegedly saying she was dressed as Rosa Parks and protesting a vaccine mandate for teachers.
Statement from @NewbergSchools on the latest racist incident: pic.twitter.com/J1HHc2X9wl
— Ryan Clarke (@RyanTClarke) September 20, 2021
OK then……………. Between his Real White Populism and throwing some sex workers in Portland into jail, Kristof is sure to win!