Republican newspaper really wants everyone to know that refusing to let millions of Americans get kicked out of their homes makes Republicans very angry >:-(

If a group of mischievous lefties were to infiltrate the Washington Times with the intent of making the U.S. Conservoindustrial Complex look like a bunch of orphan robbing, puppy drowning, father stabbing monsters, they could hardly do worse – or better – than the recent headlines and decks on the eviction moratorium without tipping everyone off to the jape.

However, the Washington Times and the rest of the U.S. Conservoindustrial Complex really are a bunch of orphan stabbing, puppy robbing, father stabbing monsters and they’re quite pleased about it, so no lefties need bother.