“I Have No Idea”
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Ron Johnson really has doubled down on the challenge Tommy Tuberville has provided to the title of America’s Dumbest Senator:
“You know, there’s a reason Greenland was called Greenland,” Mr. Johnson told WKOW-TV in Madison back then. “It was actually green at one point in time. And it’s been, you know, since, it’s a whole lot whiter now so we’ve experienced climate change throughout geologic time.”
In the interview on Thursday, Mr. Johnson was still misinformed about the etymology of Greenland, which got its name from the explorer Erik the Red’s attempt to lure settlers to the ice-covered island.
“I could be wrong there, but that’s always been my assumption that, at some point in time, those early explorers saw green,” Mr. Johnson said. “I have no idea.”
“I have no idea” should be the mantra of Ron Johnson. I know I would like to once again thank the whites of Wisconsin for voting this clown into the Senate over Russ Feingold not once, but twice. I guess he most represents their values.