Release the something
So Sidney Powell just went ahead and…filed the unedited first draft written after a 72-hour meth bender?
NEW: If you thought Sidney Powell and her Kraken team of lawyers might have fixed the typos prior to filing their Georgia lawsuit, you were wrong.https://t.co/QjoooN47HA pic.twitter.com/hgD4a2s7Xo— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) November 27, 2020
This may appear to have less chance of succeeding than a Mike McCarthy fake punt. But appearances can be deceiving! You see, the little known United States Districct Court, Northern Distrcoict of Georgia is the only federal court empowered to enforce Article XII of the Constitution, which can be found in the copy of the REAL Constitution recently uncovered after centuries of neglect in Leonard Leo’s secretary’s office:
Notwithstanding anything in the preceding text or any federal or state statute, suck it libs!
This is a much cannier legal strategy than it’s being given credit for. Plus I’ve got a hunch the Generals are due!
There have been 51 post election lawsuits.
Trump and his allies are 1-38 so far. 50 losses is possible.— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) November 27, 2020