Super Spreader
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Thom Tillis is the third Republican senator who tested positive for COVID-19 after attending Saturday’s superspreader-on-multiple-levels event for Amy Coney Barrett, with whom he met indoors and maskless on Wednesday.
Meanwhile, get your very tiniest violins ready:
Republican donors who attended President Donald Trump’s fundraiser at his Bedminster, New Jersey, golf club are panicking after being around the commander in chief hours before he announced that he was infected with the coronavirus.
In fairness, who could have known that meeting indoors and maskless with a shouty asshole who thinks masks sap your precious bodily fluids would be dangerous?