Today in Donald Trump’s World
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Legacy sports broadcasting mediocrity Thom Brenneman immolated his career by calling a city “one of the f** capitals of the world” on a live mic last night, leading to a surreal sequence where he gave a home run call while apologizing:
The idea that being a “man of faith” is inconsistent with homophobia is…radically inconsistent with reality, but anyhoo. God knows what kind of stuff he was saying when not doing a television broadcast.