Let them eat statues
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Look, say what you will about Donald Trump, but you have to admit that Donny Paycheck remains laser-focused on offering material benefits to the American working class:
The text of of Trump's executive order creating the National Garden of American Heroes specifies a number of statues that must be included. They range from George Washington to MLK and Antonin Scalia pic.twitter.com/TxJ9sbpzdl— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) July 4, 2020
Look, if you’re trying to culture-war-troll your way to re-election during a depression and pandemic, at least go all the way and advocate for a statue of Brett Kavanaugh.