“Are you stu-peeed? Zhat money’s shphent.”

I’m afraid that plan to market armagnac in Charlotte didn’t pan out:

President Donald Trump’s whipsaw decisions to first move the Republican National Convention’s in-person main events, then to cancel them are costing GOP donors millions of dollars, according to multiple Republicans familiar with the finances.

Of the $38 million raised by the host committee for the convention’s original location — Charlotte, North Carolina — the majority has been spent, the Republican officials said. The host committee in Jacksonville, Florida, where Trump had moved the convention, raised an additional $6 million, but GOP officials said much of that money remains.

Now, the president’s team is searching not only for a new stage from which he can deliver a speech accepting his party’s nomination for a second term, but also a way to appease Republicans who have nothing to show for their donations.

LOL.

To be Scrupulously Fair, nothing about Donald Trump’s history would suggest than an investor in one of his schemes could end up walking away with ungatz.