Don’t quit your day job. Come to think of it, quit your day job, but don’t do any comedy either

Speaking of performative never-Trumpers turned utterly supine Trump lickspittles, this has to be seen to be believed, which is not to say that I recommend it:

Nebraska Senator Ben Sasse just gave the worst graduation speech of all time pic.twitter.com/nCYe7ruOl4— 🦟 (@haunttamale) May 17, 2020

This has to be the cringiest such thing since Bobby Jindal imploded his political future with that SOTU response. William Brennan’s description of originalism as “arrogance cloaked in humility” seems particularly apt here.