Deep Thoughts From the Applebee’s Salad Bar
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I can’t believe what I just saw:
Like, Larry Kudlow bats .000 but he opines on a fairly narrow range of topics. Brooks is batting like .020 in a career the length of Henry Aaron's— Scott Lemieux (@LemieuxLGM) April 18, 2020
The fact that he chose the release date of what has probably been the most-discussed American record of the year so far makes this take particularly impressive. I mean, Bill Kristol should just fold up his laptop and go home.