Committee of Public Safety will consider new order to re-open America Inc.
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Check out this collection of savants:
We have:
President’s daughter
Qualifications for the job: Presidential lust object
President’s son in law
Qualifications: Married to presidential lust object. Dull normal prep school kid whose felonious father bribed his failson’s way into college. Fields of expertise: slum lording, social climbing.
Larry Kudlow: Former (?) cokehead who poses as an economist, despite no formal training in the field. Possesses a 30+ year streak of being wrong about literally everything.
Wilbur Ross: Rich weirdo. Very old, narcoleptic, steals sugar packets from restaurants.
Mark Meadows: Right wing nut. Formal education consists of an Associate’s Degree from South Florida Cosmetology and Jai Alai College.
Robert Lighthizer. Random DC lawyer. Hates China.
Steve Mnuchin: Another shanda.
This is who leads us.
. . . a doctor friend comments: “No physicians or epidemiologists. Trump’s children, a birther Shithead, the king of the nerds, the worst financial analyst in America, Lighthizer and Betsy Ross’ brother. They’ve got this.”