This would probably sound better in German

He’s going to try to pull the plug on the whole social distancing strategy very very soon. What he doesn’t understand is everything, but in particular that under our American Way of Life the president doesn’t get to just order governors to do things, and, even if he could, vast numbers of people still aren’t actually going to go to Red Robin to get onion rings and a coronavirus, because a large percentage of the population actually isn’t made up of ignorant superstitious science-hating inbred extras from Deliverance.

ETA: Several commenters have already made the point that Trump’s lizard brain is groping toward the reptilian strategy of being able to blame governors and other state authorities for wrecking the economy, despite his best efforts (apologies to both reptiles and the prefrontal cerebral cortex).