Oh Glorious Day
By 
Welcome to far and away the greatest day of any year–the beginning of Daylight Savings Time! Gone are the far too early sunsets! Gone are the long hours of dark and horror! Here are the 7 and 8 pm evening walks in the light and a reason to live. I recognize there are people who get up crazy early and prefer standard time. These people are wrong. These are the type of people who put ketchup on fries and think that vodka belongs in a martini. These are people who probably do not deserve the suffrage, being of a lesser quality of human. But we can forgive them for the time being, for now the beautiful wonderful sun is in our lives for an hour later, plus without any pesky sun attempting to wake us up at 6 am.