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National press reports Trump once again about to become president

By Paul Campos

On March 31, 2020

At 11:36 pm

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They just can’t help themselves can they?

ABC’s Karen Travers:

The tone at this White House coronavirus task force briefing feels different than all prior COVID-19 briefings: grave, sober, grim, realistic.

Trump: "I want every American to be prepared for the hard days that lie ahead. We're gonna go through a very tough two weeks."— Karen Travers (@karentravers) March 31, 2020

“Jeffrey Dahmer didn’t drug, rape, murder and eat anyone today, so maybe he’s starting to understand it’s not socially acceptable.”

“Only time will tell, Steve… in other news, no sports again today because people are dying, so here is sport guy Chet bouncing a ball.” https://t.co/v5wTnAEAYp— TBogg (@tbogg) April 1, 2020

Also, Jonathan Martin and Maggie Haberman keepin’ it objective:

Trump Suggests Lack of Testing Is No Longer a Problem. Governors Disagree.
President Trump told governors on a conference call on Monday that he had not “heard about testing in weeks,” suggesting that a chronic lack of kits to screen people for the coronavirus was no longer a problem.
But governors painted a different picture on the ground.

I mean what is “truth” anyway? (Takes massive bong hit while “The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys” plays in the background).