Hacky Screenwriters Deliver Another Obvious Plot Twist
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Can we get a little subtlety, please?
Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., on Sunday became the first known senator to test positive for COVID-19.
“Senator Rand Paul has tested positive for COVID-19,” Paul’s account tweeted. “He is feeling fine and is in quarantine. He is asymptomatic and was tested out of an abundance of caution due to his extensive travel and events. He was not aware of any direct contact with any infected person.”
“He expects to be back in the Senate after his quarantine period ends and will continue to work for the people of Kentucky at this difficult time,” the thread continued. “Ten days ago, our D.C. office began operating remotely, hence virtually no staff has had contact with Senator Rand Paul.”
I guess this means two weeks where he can’t hold up desperately needed funding just to provide redundant evidence that he’s a self-aggrandizing clown.
….Rand gotta live up to his name:
During the Senate GOP lunch today, Moran told colleagues that Rand was at the gym this morning, per two sources briefed on the lunch, and that he was swimming in the pool. Rand got his COVID-19 results back this morning.— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) March 22, 2020
The man can literally never stop being an asshole.
…remember when the anti-anti Trump crowd was trying to sell this sociopath as the progressive alternative to Obama:
The worst part is that Rand *KNEW* he'd been directly exposed weeks ago at a Speed Museum event where multiple prominent people tested positive. It's been all over KY media for weeks. He refused to self-quarantine. cc @atrupar— Jacob Payne (@cattleprod) March 22, 2020