You’re not like the other people here in the trailer park
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Ever wondered why nothing grows in the soil around Des Moines Iowa?
The utter incompetence of the people running the Iowa caucus has of course given the Bernie Bots lots of material for their conspiratorial nonsense: the latest development is that Deval Patrick (remember him?) was mistakenly credited with hundreds of votes mostly intended for Sanders and Warren.
Still, if this kills the Iowa caucuses once and for all it will have been worth it.